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You live peacefully with a few pterosaurs until a dispute breaks out. Apparently one of them has a lot of unpaid drug debt. He, along with your new pterosaur girlfriend, are shot in a drive-by. You're devastated, and now it's harder to pay rent with less roommates.

I wish for a turkey sandwich.

You eat the sandwich and it causes an allergic reaction.

I wish to rule the galaxy

Senator Palpatine disagrees with your rule and sends stormtroopers to kill you.

I wish for a strawberry flavored yoghurt.

You get it, but it's the size of a snowflake.

I wish that climate change was scam

Wish granted, however every climate denier converts to being a fanatical environmentalist and you'll live your entire life being alone in knowing the truth. Sorry!

I wish we could go see concerts again.

Concerts are now packed with people and you always have to stand in the back, barely able to see the musicians.

I wish we could see our extended families for the holidays.

But upon doing so you manage to magically kill them

I wish to drive

dol422 wrote: ↑01 Dec 2020 20:13I wish to drive

...yourself to the brink of insanity.

I wish for the ability to focus.

You become a camera. Focus at will.

I wish to be a real superhero.

You do! Hooray. Unfortunately, nobody told you what the powers were. Oops.

I wish for 2020 to just be done. We're only a couple weeks from finishing, can't we just skip it?

2020 goes on for ages and covid never dies.

I wish for the possibility to drive in openTTD

On AI railways? You get it, enjoy those PtP routes.

I wish for CZTR sets to be finished and released.

They were just released for "Trains & Trucks Tycoon", congratulations!

I wish for some nice snowy weather this Christmas.

It turns out to be a blizzard that cuts electricity for two months

I wish for a WAS set with planes starting from 1915

It starts in 1933 and ends in 1945

I wish to drive any vehicle my company owns in openTTD

Wanna ride a horse? Here you got carrot.

I wish you Merry Christmas.

All your plans have been ruined.

I wish for a better year next year

You didn't say what you wanted that was better, but we're granting your wish a year from now, per your request.

I wish for somebody to help me code some projects.

I have now translated your projects into an unbreakable code and destroyed the cypher. Sorry.

I hope the new OpenTTD NewGRF Competition is a success.

The competition turned out to be a success! Only a few, but very interesting and surprising pieces of work have arrived, which have become the basis for the further development of some of the best additions in the game.
Unfortunately, no one was paid for their work. Only the winner of the competition, in the reward, could choose another topic for himself, for which he will also get nothing.

Real story:
A few years ago, I dreamed that Snickers cream would return to stores...

Its producer, in response, introduced a whole line of breakfast creams. Mars, Twix, MilkyWay, Bounty and even M&M's appeared in stores. In a word, everything... except Snickers

My current wish:
I would still like Snickers to come back on store shelves